2022 Nussbaum Office & Shop Superlatives

To wrap up 2022, we asked the office and shop staff to nominate their co-workers for some special superlatives! In addition to the winners, we’ve included those who made the honorable mention list (had more than one vote).

Without further ado, here are the winners of the 2022 Nussbaum Office & Shop Superlatives! We hope this makes you chuckle, and we want to wish everyone a healthy and Happy New Year.

1. Most Likely To Fix Anything: Steve Neill, Jon Roth, and Tony Morthland

Honorable Mentions: Garrie Atkins, Ben Lockwood, Morne Van Rensburg, Cory Adams, Colin Domnick, Derek Rabe, Tim Bradle

2. Loudest Keyboard Typer: CJ Conger and Doug Bradle

Honorable Mentions: James Grier, Livy Stoller, Bryan Nehrkorn, Brent Wagenbach, Kelly Hayslett, Noah Zimmerman, Steve Schultz, Brenda Carr

3. Most Likely To Stay Late At Work: Livy Stoller and Rick Schmidt

Honorable Mentions: Klay Nafziger, Dalton Hodel, Brenda Carr, Jared Fehr, Kyle Streitmatter, Dillon Hodel, Steve Schultz, Jesse Knapp

4. Most Likely To Wear Shorts In The Office If The Dress Code Would Change: Jordan Wagner, Jared Fehr, and Darien Aviso

Honorable Mentions: Justin Worden, Mark Stalter, Brian Johnson, Shawn Reischauer, Cody Zeller, Nic Riley, Brent Nussbaum, Brian Cannon, Jim Garner, John Lovell, Steve Schultz, Cody Cramton, Adam Kilpatrick, Jake Miller, Dillon Hodel, Mitch Davis

5. Loudest Sneezer: Mark Stalter and JP Jackson

Honorable Mentions: Jared Fehr, Justin Worden, Jim Noe, Dillon Hodel, Klay Nafziger, Matt Cheever, Toby Plattner, Jordan Wagner, Rick Schmidt, Eric Olson, Matt Zimmerman

6. Most Likely To Fall Into The Pond: Brenda Carr and Angie Green

Honorable Mentions: Dale Littlefield, Justin Worden, Dillon Hodel, Jared Fehr, Saige Anderson, Jake Hausmann, Derek Rabe, Roger Thomas, Lindsey Staff

7. Most Likely To Believe In Conspiracy Theories: Caleb Gee and Derek Rabe

Honorable Mentions: Justin Worden, Tony Morthland, Heather Swords, Jared Robinson, Steve Mallory, Cole Zeller, Roger Thomas, Scott Herrmann, Brent Wagenbach, Evan Nestel

8. Most Likely To Be Late For A Meeting: Tim Bradle and Rick Schmidt

Honorable Mentions: Shawn Reischauer, Dalton Hodel, Scott Ubbenga, Justin Worden, Jeremy Stickling, Jared Fehr, Roger Thomas, Brent Nussbaum, Matt “Zimmy” Zimmerman, Lupe Diaz

9. Most Likely To Lose Things On Their Desk: Matt Zimmerman and Cory Adams

Honorable Mentions: Brenda Carr, Michael Taylor, Leah Zimmerman, Angie Green, Justin Worden, Cole Zeller, Tony Morthland, Derek Rabe, Mitch Davis, Dillon Hodel, Seth Jacowski

10. Most Likely To Know Where Anyone Is At Any Given Time: Heather Swords and Tianne Overmyer

Honorable Mentions: Tony Morthland, Peg Balducci, Jeremy Stickling, Jared Fehr, Mitch Davis, Seth Pflum

11. Most Likely To See The Positives In Anyone Or Anything: Lisa Burton and Jim Noe

Honorable Mentions: Saige Anderson, Chris Chaney, Noah Zimmerman, Bill Wettstein, Justin Worden, Cody Zeller, Dayton Rumbold, Brian Cannon, Elise Dotterer, Jon Hohulin, Rick Schmidt, Lauren Turpin, Kristin Stoner, Brent Martin, Michael Taylor

12. Most Likely To Make Work Fun: Dale Littlefield and Justin Worden

Honorable Mentions: Lisa Burton, Maya Hodel, Angie Green, Caleb Gee, Brian Cannon, Jim Noe, Jon Hohulin, CJ Conger, Mark Stalter, Dillon Hodel, Toby Plattner, Jessi Blunier, Rick Schmidt

13. Most Likely To Have The Best Snacks: CAC Team and Angie Green

Honorable Mentions: Brenda Carr, CJ Conger, Billie Joe Nussbaum, Kevin Funk, Lauren Turpin, LeAnn Stahl, Darien Aviso, Livy Stoller

14. Most Likely To Be Found Around The Coffee: Peg Balducci and Jim Noe

Honorable Mentions: Landon Dietrich, Billie Joe Nussbaum, Steve Schultz, Eric Olson, Adam Kilpatrick, Brian Cannon, Dale Littlefield, Mitch Davis, Livy Stoller

15. Most Likely To Never Drink Coffee: Shawn Reischauer, Justin Worden, and Bill Wettstein

Honorable Mentions: Kelly Hayslett, Brent Nussbaum, Brian Johnson, Mitch LaTulip, Zack Hildebrand, Kyle Streitmatter, Saige Anderson, Chris Chaney, Cody Cramton, James Grier

16. Most Likely To Raise Morale: Jim Noe and Justin Worden

Honorable Mentions: Lisa Burton, Brent Nussbaum, Maya Hodel, Mark Stalter, Bill Wettstein, Dale Littlefield, CJ Conger, Chris Chaney, Dayton Rumbold, Dillon Hodel, Toby Plattner, Joe LaTulip

17. Most Likely To Give You The “Shirt Off Their Back”: Anthony Whitmore and Tianne Overmyer

Honorable Mentions: Jim Noe, Kevin Funk, Dale Littlefield, Steve Neill, Justin Worden, Jeff Jackson, Chris Chaney, Brendon Nussbaum, Emma Zimmerman, Joe Anderson

18. Most Likely To Win A Deal On Shark Tank: Colin Domnick and Chris Aranda

Honorable Mentions: Tyler Dietrich, Toby Plattner, Ryan Mara, Zack Hildebrand, Nathan Wertz, Caleb Gee, Jesse Knapp

19. Beard Of Biblical Proportions: Caleb Gee and Dalton Hodel

Honorable Mentions: Morne Van Rensburg, Jeff King, Ryan Jamison, Anthony Whitmore, John Lovell

20. Bubbliest Personality: Lisa Burton and Maya Hodel

Honorable Mentions: Leah Zimmerman, LeAnn Stahl, Justin Worden, Saige Anderson, Brian Johnson

21. Most Likely To Always Be Seen With A Smile On Their Face: Lisa Burton and Marisa Wiegand

Honorable Mentions: Lauren Turpin, Jim Noe, Maya Hodel, Saige Anderson, Joe Anderson, Michael Taylor, Brian Johnson, Cole Knapp, Jeff Brinkman, Emma Zimmerman

22. Most Likely To Win A Pie Eating Contest: Zack Hildebrand and Joe Anderson

Honorable Mentions: James Grier, Matt Cheever, Justin Worden, Derek Rabe, Brian Cannon, Dillon Hodel, Colin Domnick

23. Most Likely To Start A Debate: Caleb Gee, Jared Fehr, Evan Nestel, Brian Johnson, and Jared Robinson

Honorable Mentions: Shawn Reischauer, Roger Thomas, Dillon Hodel, Scott Herrmann, Chris Aranda, Colin Domnick, Nathan Wertz, Sydney Swords, Justin Worden, Grant Knepp

24. Most Likely To Win Trivia: James Grier, Eric Hartter, Cole Zeller, and Noah Zimmerman

Honorable Mentions: Emma Zimmerman, Jeremy Stickling, Caleb Gee, Brenda Carr, Scott Herrmann, Bill Wettstein, CJ Conger, Justin Worden

25. Most Likely To Take The Stairs: Roger Thomas and Peg Balducci

Honorable Mentions: CJ Conger, Drew Martin, Brenda Carr, Landon Dietrich, Cecily Neill, Evan Nestel, Jason Curtis, James Grier, Joe Anderson, Kristin Stoner, Chris Mazza, Mitch LaTulip

26. Most Likely To Bring A Gourmet Lunch: Billie Joe Nussbaum and CJ Conger

Honorable Mentions: Jim Noe, Dillon Hodel, Lisa Burton, Steve Mallory, LeAnn Stahl, Heather Swords, Brent Martin, Eric Olson, Darla Cottrell, Tim Kelly

27. Best Notetaker: Angie Green, Emma Zimmerman, and Sydney Swords

Honorable Mentions: Cole Zeller, Tyler Dietrich, Justin Worden, Brenda Carr, Brent Vierling

28. Best Email Vigilante (Answers The Quickest): Livy Stoller and Jordan Wagner

Honorable Mentions: Drew Martin, Cody Zeller, Angie Green, Kelly Hayslett, Jared Robinson, Caleb Gee, Jeremy Stickling, Tyler Dietrich, Brenda Carr, Anthony Whitmore

29. Most Likely To Have Whatever You Need In Their Desk Drawer: Brenda Carr, Angie Green, and Peg Balducci

Honorable Mentions: Tianne Overmyer, Maya Hodel, Michaela Mogged, Billie Joe Nussbaum, Douglas Moore, Heather Swords, Sydney Swords, Justin Worden

30. Most Likely To Say An Encouraging Word: Chris Chaney, Bill Wettstein, and Kevin Funk

Honorable Mentions: Kyle Streitmatter, Justin Worden, Dale Littlefield, Brian Cannon, Maya Hodel, Dayton Rumbold, Toby Plattner, Jim Revelle, Jim Noe, Anthony Whitmore

31. Most Likely To Hit Their Thumb Instead Of The Nail: Dillon Hodel and RJ Van De Veer

Honorable Mentions: Cole Zeller, Brian Cannon, Garrie Atkins, Cody Zeller, Jordan Wagner, Rick Schmidt, Jeremy Stickling, CJ Conger, Derek Rabe, Brenda Carr

32. Most Likely To Be A College Professor: Cory Adams and Chris Chaney

Honorable Mentions: Jeremy Stickling, Tyler Dietrich, Jonathan Sanders, Roger Thomas, Jim Noe, Dale Littlefield, Noah Zimmerman, Bill Wettstein, Brendon Nussbaum

33. Most Likely To Be A Backseat Driver: Mitch Davis and Kelly Hayslett

Honorable Mentions: James Grier, Jared Fehr, Dalton Hodel, Bill Wettstein, Roger Thomas, Brent Nussbaum, Derek Rabe

34. Most Likely To Be A Band Member: Shawn Reischauer and Ryan Jamison

Honorable Mentions: Joe Anderson, Daniel Maher, Seth Jacowski, Chris Chaney, Mark Stalter, Dale Littlefield

35. Most Likely To Get Lost In Their Own Hometown: Dillon Hodel, Evan Nestel, and Saige Anderson

Honorable Mentions: Justin Worden, Jerrid Knight, Derek Rabe, Dale Littlefield, Livy Stoller, Leah Zimmerman, Cole Zeller

36. Most Likely To Write A Book: Zack Hildebrand and Jeremy Stickling

Honorable Mentions: Kyle Streitmatter, Jeni Nussbaum, Justin Worden, Cory Adams, Evan Nestel, Rick Schmidt, Caleb Gee, Sydney Swords, Jim Noe, Doug Bradle, Brent Nussbaum

That’s all, folks! Thank you to all who participated, and have a Happy New Year!