Under Attack
Monday, March 28th, 2022 was a day like no other. Bright and early Nussbaum employees started to trickle into the parking lot. They were not aware that a heist had begun. Two geese were on guard of the south entrance and took over the parking lot. For live footage…see below.
Here is what the employees have to say…
“I witnessed the terrifying attack on Klay. With that gander on his tail, he covered 50 feet in three strides. After his narrow escape, Klay turned to me with ABJECT FEAR in his voice and shouted (because he could only shout it): “It got BIG! It was going to get me!!!” Now consider, Klay is 6’5”. -Jeremy Stickling
“I have never punched a goose…until the afternoon of March 28th.” -Mark Stalter
“I was really excited about getting back to work after a week of vacation. I saw two geese and thought, aww they must be lost because the pond is in the back! Little did I know what they were truly up to! As I tried to get out of my car the male goose wings fluffed up and the beedie eyes stared directly into my soul. I heard a hissing and decided to run for the door. I barely made it in alive.” -Saige Anderson
“Let loose the goose
And watch me vamoose
I have no excuse
And not one for abuse
But if I catch that goose
I will introduce, produce, and let loose
Till there is a flag of truce!!!!” -Dale Littlefield
The Local Paper
Be careful with a Canadian goose. Their wings generate enough force to break a shinbone. They usually act like that when they’re protecting a nest or young geese.
Lol!
We’re supposed to subdue the creatures that fly, crawl and swim. Someone did not give these geese the memo ! 😂😂😂
I wonder if these geese are taking over the parking lot because someone is feeding them in that area? Hhmmm….
That was the greatest thing I’ve ever watched!! 😅🤣
Hilarious!