Remember those funny pages in the back of your high school yearbook with “Most Likely To Be Steve Jobs” and other interesting titles? Well, we noticed that the Nussbaum office has some pretty unique characters, and we wanted to do something creative to celebrate. To wrap up 2021, we asked the office and shop staff to nominate their co-workers for some special office superlatives! In addition to the winners, we’ve included those who made the honorable mention list (had more than one vote, but didn’t make the top two).
Without further ado, here are the winners of the 2021 Nussbaum Office & Shop Superlatives! We hope this makes you chuckle, and we want to wish everyone a healthy and Happy New Year.
Most Likely To Brighten Your Day: Jim Noe and Dale Littlefield
Honorable Mentions: Lisa Burton, Brian Cannon, Peg Balducci, Joe Anderson, Justin Worden, Maya Hodel, Saige Anderson, Tianne Overmyer, Mark Stalter, Livy Stoller, Lauren Turpin, Chris Chaney, Bill Wettstein
Best Smile: Lisa Burton, Paige Wood, and Jon Roth
Honorable Mentions: Joe Anderson, Saige Anderson, Landon Dietrich, Livy Stoller, Jordan Jefferson, Caleb Gee, Jessi Blunier, Tianne Overmyer
Best Bromance: Brian Cannon & Matt Cheever
Honorable Mentions: Garrie Atkins & Steve Neill, Mark Stalter & Brent Wagenbach, Mark Stalter & Dillon Hodel, Greg & Jerry, Klay Nafziger & Joe Anderson, Drew Martin & Ryan Mara, Cody Cramton & Cole Miller, and as one submission said, “All of the sales guys and their hair gel” (whatever that means).
Best Laugh: Caleb Gee and Lisa Burton
Honorable Mentions: Doug Bradle, Maya Hodel, Cole Zeller, Saige Anderson, Jordan Wagner, Jared Fehr, Dale Littlefield, Jordan Jefferson, Joe Anderson, Billie Joe Nussbaum
Best Hair: Rick Schmidt and Steve Schultz
Honorable Mentions: Brian Johnson, Kevin Funk, Mitch Davis, Ryan Mara, Mark Stalter, Seth Pflum, Maya Hodel, Paige Wood, Evan Nestel, Caleb Gee, Levi Fehr, Marissa Wiegand
Most Likely To Be President: Brent Nussbaum and Jeremy Stickling
Honorable Mentions: Chris Aranda, Seth Jacowski, Dan Craig, Dale Littlefield, Angie Green, Colin Domnick, Jim Noe, Justin Worden, Tony Morthland, Caleb Gee
Most Athletic: Mark Stalter and Drew Martin
Honorable Mentions: Joe Anderson, Brent Wagenbach, Caleb Jirik, Michaela Mogged, Zack Hildebrand, Kirsten Gee, Klay Nafziger
Most Likely To Break A World Record: Mark Stalter and Cory Adams
Honorable Mentions: Oscar Flores, Justin Worden, Joe Anderson, Caleb Gee, James Grier, Brent Wagenbach
Best Person To Share A Deserted Island With: Matt Cheever, Tony Morthland, and Steve Neill
Honorable Mentions: Brent Martin, Brian Cannon, Joe Anderson, Garrie Atkins, Justin Worden, Jeni Nussbaum
Most Likely To Become Famous: Mark Stalter, Brent Nussbaum, and Justin Worden
Honorable Mentions: Steve Neill, Chris Coleman, Colin Domnick, Livy Stoller, Garrie Atkins, Saige Anderson
Most Likely To Start A Band: Shawn Reischauer and Ryan Jamison
Honorable Mentions: Joe Anderson, Michael Dotson, Evan Nestel, Justin Worden
Most Likely To Be Your Boss: Chris Aranda, James Grier, and Colin Domnick
Honorable Mentions: Doug Bradle, Jordan Jefferson, Bill Wettstein, Rick Schmidt, Josh Strating, Scott Ubbenga, Brent Nussbaum, Jeremy Stickling, Jordan Wagner, Billie Joe Nussbaum
Best Handwriting: Jessi Blunier and Tianne Overmyer
Honorable Mentions: Dale Littlefield, Sydney Swords, Brenda Carr, Angie Green, Paige Wood, Darien Aviso, Will Steffen, Saige Anderson, Billie Joe Nussbaum
Most Likely To Become Internet Famous: Shawn Reischauer and Justin Worden
Honorable Mentions: Jared Fehr, Dillon Hodel, Cole Zeller, Kyle Streitmatter, Jake Gray, Toby Plattner, Ryan Jamison
Most Likely To Travel The World: Brenda Carr and Emma Zimmerman
Honorable Mentions: Livy Stoller, Brent Wagenbach, LeAnn Stahl, Toby Plattner, Sydney Swords, Jared Fehr, Cecily Neill, Klay Nafziger, Billie Joe Nussbaum
Best Candidate For The CIA: Seth Pflum, Carol John, and Tony Morthland
Honorable Mentions: Colin Domnick, Cory Adams, Steve Schultz, Caleb Gee, Nathan Wertz, Brian Johnson, Roger Thomas, Landon Dietrich, Tyler Dietrich, Jordan Wagner, James Grier
Best Speller – with an overwhelming 42 votes (60%): Rick Schmidt
Honorable Mentions: Brenda Carr, Livy Stoller, Brent Vierling, Doug Bradle
Most Likely To Have Perfect Attendance: Steve Schultz, Jordan Wagner, and Angie Green
Honorable Mentions: Garrie Atkins, Brenda Carr, Cory Adams, Cody Zeller, Paige Wood, Livy Stoller, Colin Domnick
Most Likely To Become A Ninja: Eric Hartter and Oscar Flores
Honorable Mentions: Justin Worden, Brent Wagenbach, Tony Morthland, Mike Moens, Dan Craig, Ryan Mara, Angie Green, Caleb Jirik
Most Organized: Heather Swords and Angie Green
Honorable Mentions: Jeremy Stickling, Emma Zimmerman, Brenda Carr, Tyler Dietrich, Maya Hodel, Peg Balducci, Cole Zeller, Cody Zeller, Nathan Wertz, Livy Stoller
Best Dressed: Brent Nussbaum and Chris Chaney
Honorable Mentions: Lisa Burton, Drew Martin, Chris Aranda, Livy Stoller, Evan Nestel, CJ Conger, Justin Worden, Dillon Hodel
Most Likely To Take Over The World: Caleb Gee and Tony Morthland
Honorable Mentions: Tyler Dietrich, Justin Worden, Ryan Jamison, Seth Pflum, Jon Roth, Steve Schultz, Jeremy Stickling, Colin Domnick, Brian Cannon
Most Likely To Win The Great British Baking Show: Tianne Overmyer and Darla Cottrell
Honorable Mentions: Brenda Carr, Toby Plattner, Dave Rainwater, Lisa Burton, LeAnn Stahl, Maya Hodel, Billie Joe Nussbaum, Grant Knepp, Darien Aviso
Most Likely To Click On A Phishing Email: Steve Mallory, Joe Anderson, and Toby Plattner
Honorable Mentions: Garrie Atkins, Derek Rabe, Brent Nussbaum, Carol John, Heather Swords, Dan Craig, Kelly Hayslett, John Lovell, Jesse Knapp
Most Likely To Walk The Path, Even In A Tsunami: Roger Thomas and Peg Balducci
Honorable Mentions: Garrie Atkins, Brian Cannon, Jon Hohulin, Angie Green, Saige Anderson, Brenda Carr, Jeremy Stickling, Scott Herrmann
Most Competitive: Cody Cramton and Brent Wagenbach
Honorable Mentions: Kevin Funk, Jeremy Stickling, Joe Anderson, Mark Stalter, “The Sales Team”, Zack Hildebrand, James Grier, Drew Martin, Scott Herrmann
Most Likely To Hum The Entire Day: Evan Nestel and Jared Fehr
Honorable Mentions: Jim Noe, Mark Stalter, Caleb Gee, Chris Coleman, Lisa Burton, Joe Anderson, Todd Evans
Best Dad Jokes: Brian Cannon and Dale Littlefield
Honorable Mentions: Jim Noe, Jon Hohulin, Brian Johnson, Garrie Atkins, Darien Aviso, Joe Anderson, Caleb Gee
Biggest Prankster: Dale Littlefield and Brian Cannon
Honorable Mentions: Brian Johnson, Darien Aviso, Dillon Hodel, Cole Zeller, Jared Fehr, Zack Hildebrand, Garrie Atkins, Mark Stalter, Justin Worden
You click on ONE Red Robin email in a moment of weakness and get branded for life. Sigh.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
LOVE IT! 🥳
Alot of fun, thanks:)
I am just wondering when Shawn and Ryan will start their band?